If you know anything about me, then you know I love 3 things: crushing beers, getting chicks and dominating our fantasy league. Sadly, I’m not doing much of either of the last two, and I have only myself to blame.
Based off my performance the last 2 seasons, I’ve come to expect nothing short of greatness from myself. I think we all have, which is why its both humbling to see my team at the bottom of the standings among the likes of Ryan, Abie and Jack. And its not like I’ve just been unlucky and performed well but gotten beat cause my opponent went apeshit. m]My team is just plain bad top to bottom. Derrick Henry? Why don’t you score a td for once. Carson Wentz? What was I thinking? Todd Gurley? Nightmare. I could go on an on but you get the idea.
Where did it all go wrong? Did I do something to upset the Fantasy Football Gods? Was it a lack of mock drafts? Did two years of dominance go to my head? In the fantasy world, it was like I was playing Madden with the sliders all the way up and autotrades on. Oh shit, Saquon Barkley is on a bye? No problem, I’ll just pick up Ronald Jones on the waiver wire and have him drop 35. It was too easy. I pushed every right button. I mean usually I wake up on Sunday morning, check my ESPN app, and I already have been given the win.
To say I’m displeased with my teams performance doesn’t even do it justice. I life, breath and die with The League. Everything I do is with my eyes on the prize, the coveted Fantasy Belt (which if you need reminding is currently in possession). I don’t even care about the prize money. Seriously, I’ll donate it this year if I win. I just want to hold that belt over all your heads–gloating in my victory– cause I know all y’all would to the same.
So allow me to quote the immortal Mets OF Tim Tebow, “You will never see a Fantasy Owner in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season, and you will never see someone push the rest of their fantasy team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season, and you will never see a fantasy team play harder that we will the rest of the season”. I’m pledging to be better, and in the end I am going to take home what’s rightfully mine. I promise you that.
God bless.
Must Be Sunday 