This right here is a Declaration of War to 3 teams I will be playing in the upcoming weeks. When the teams I’m talking about read this we are NOT friends anymore just know you’re the ENEMY.
First, I want to talk about the worst team in the league and the one I will be playing this week. Marzy and Me the team that doesn’t even deserve to hold the belt he “wOn” with the way he has been preforming. This is a man who named his team after the manager of last years worst team in the league it’s no wonder his team is so bad. Him and his QB Jared Goff have a lot in common they’re both barely good enough to stay in the league. I am going to dismantle and destroy this team that can barely put together a 100 points in the first 2 weeks. And I’ll do that without even having my best players in my starting lineup.
On to the next team, HOCKEYPRO 69 gosh to talk shit about this team won’t even take much. Let’s start with the fact that the only two wins Abie has is against the two MOST bottom tier teams in the league. One of those teams I already shit on in the paragraph above and the other is Ryan who we just ironed out the punishment for being in last place in the previous year…enough said. Abie I like you but guess what? I don’t like you. Playing this guy who wont get that same breakout performance from Aaron Jones he got on his first win is going to make this a cake walk. This is going to be like last year when I beat Brent and proved that he wasn’t top tier.
Now I’ll prove Abie’s team ain’t shit either…
Speaking of Brent aka The Flandrew’s the king of not being top tier I can’t wait to see you in week 6 when my whole team is back healthy and ready to absolutely DEMOLISH your scrub team. Last week, when we played each other not only did you get lucky but I didn’t even have McCaffrey. Should have been a win for me but as we all know shoulda coulda woulda. Our game had you sweating and you know it! This is going to be the game of the season and an absolute grudge match. The best revenge match you’ve ever seen.
I can’t wait to prove that Brent isn’t top tier, will never be top tier and has NEVER BEEN TOP TIER!
To everyone reading this going “oH hE iS 0 aNd 3 He Is TrAsH.”
Just know I’m coming for you next…
In the words of Micheal Jordan
“I’m Back”
-Andrew J. Lebron
Last Year’s Runner up and This Year’s Future Champion
Must Be Sunday 