Goooood morning league, welcome back to your favorite weekly program, legends of the hidden cuck. This week had a few subtle cuckings as well as one major cuck. Let’s start off by having a proper send off for our friends HOCKEYPRO 69 (Abie) & Bama Butts (Max), please play “I will remember you” by Sarah McLachlan while you read this statement. Thankyou both for the memories this year. Max — Thankyou for absolutely fucking my team with that Evans/Ridley trade, I will always remember your soft, caring touch while you cucked me. Abie — King Henry going down has you out of the playoffs but you’re still a champ in my mind, until next year.
This weeks cuck is Thomas and Friends (Andrew). After a stellar performance from his team, The Norse Horse (Kris) CAME IN LIKE A CUCKING BALLLLLLL and decimated his hopes of getting that first round bye. Maybe vigs should have spent more time managing his team and less time grinding on any female that looked his way at Santacon. Who are you, Urban Meyer? Kris’ team had a meeting Sunday morning and agreed to collectively cuck vigs. Regardless, he is in the playoffs but has to overcome The Martians (Ryan). Let’s all have a safe and fun yoffs.
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Many Cucks, Bonez
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