1st Round Predictions Picks 5-1

IT’S TIME!!! Ladies and Gentleman, we are back for 1st round prediction picks 5-1. We are as close as it gets to the draft. All I think about is panic, screaming, and excitement that the draft is going to have. Will any of that happen during picks 5-1? Let’s find out.

Pick 5 (4th n’ Schlong)

300+ touches as a ROOKIE?!?! Sign Bradley up. No more Big Ben noodle arm to dump off passes. However, a rookie QB or Mitchy Turby throwing the rock SCREAMS 300+ touches. This is the type of pick that would make a certain former TheLeague member jump up and down with joy.

PICK 4 (Beans Corp)

Rumor has is Beans has been practicing his griddy. The reason why is because he’s planning to draft the best WR in Football, Mr. JJ. Brendan will be running in circles screaming profanities when he makes this selection. JJ is getting so much love that he may even go #1 this year :O

PICK 3 (Notorious BIT….CH)

Wait what? Money Mac going #3? Yes! I’ve done 4 mock drafts with our Commish and in one of the drafts he took Evan McPherson. This means there’s a 25% chance he goes this direction.

Okay you got me. I was kidding. Vigs misses out on two other studs but lands this PPR machine. One of a few NFL players who is vocal about how much he loves his fantasy owners. Can’t go wrong here.

PICK 2 (Norse Horse)

The man who went 1st overall in back to back years is finally dethroned. WOW. We all know what CMC can do when he is ON the field, but that has been rare recently. CMC destroyed Lebron, Beans, and Max’s (via trade) fantasy hopes the last two year. Will he finally stay healthy to bring Kris back to the fantasy Championship? Only time can tell. CMC has the highest ceiling out of all fantasy players, but where’s the floor?

PICK 1 (The Notorious B.H.G.)

No surprise here. The back to back champ takes the best player off the board. Couldn’t be happier to take Jonathan Taylor with the #1 pick. Just ask Jack how much he loves this former Wisconsin Badger and he will go nuts *pun intended*. As I mentioned before CMC has the highest ceiling out of all players, but 23 year old Jonathan Taylor, who is entering his prime, is not far behind.

Alright folks that wraps up first round predictions. A lot can happen in two days and it’s possible all the picks swap. Bring all your cheat sheets and study material Saturday you’ll need it.

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