Good Afternoon Cucks and Cuckettes,
Before we get started, I would just like to say, I’m sorry. I know I missed the first two weeks of cuckings. Some may speculate that I did not write those cuck of the weeks because I was the cuck. But I’m here to clear the air…..jk, those who think that are completely right. Sue me, Idc, my *roommates* dad is a lawyer.
But anyway let’s get back to our regularly scheduled broadcast — The Cuck of the Week – Week 3 – Revenge of the Cuck 😈
Week 3 was a certified stinker for most teams and straight up forgettable except for the close game between two 0-2 squads — Ja’Marr-a-Lago Chase vs. Beans Corp. After a strong performance over the first 2 weeks, this week, Max decided to sit in the corner of a motel 6 room and watch Beans pump hot goo into his beloved team. With beans coming off the worst 2 weeks in league history — Jack, please fact check me — he decided to put on his suit of cuck armor and get to work. Kirk Cucksins put up a respectable 18 points, which nobody expected. But the real hero was Cuckdarrelle Paterson, who gave a smooth 21.8 pumps to beans, brining him to sweet sweet climax. You may look at the score and say, wow beans only won by 2.8 points, but let’s not forget he took out Zeke. A fine choice, Zeke is known to enjoy the sight of another man taking his balls (Bad Tony Pollard joke). Anyway, Max may be the cuck of the first 3 weeks after missing this layup against the Corp.
Max drops to 0-3 on the year while Beans gets his first victory, brining him to 1-2.
P.S. You may think this photo/caption does not line up with the plot of Star Wars Episode III; but a fact that many people don’t know is that Obi Cuck Kenobi has been trying to plow Padamé’s fields way before Anikan came into the picture.
P.S.S. We still need to vote on punishment; my vote is to gangbang the losers significant other, as is tradition.
P.S.S.S. Judge hit his 61st in Vladdy Jr’s house, what a nice host. I wonder if Vlad Jr has a hot GF he can share with judge for the night 🤡
Must Be Sunday 