Huntsville, Ala (MLC) — Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, they do.
Here we are, entering Week 5 of the fantasy season. We have zero (0) undefeated teams and only one (1) winless team. That loveable loser would be me.
I truly thought I had drafted a championship team (Ron Howard voice: “He had not.”) But after four brutal weeks, full of confusing performances from Chris Olvae, Tyreek Hill and Evan Engram, I had decided that it’s time to move on — from Hill that is.
After weeks of aggressively pursuing a trade with everyone and anyone, I finally found a partner. In what I expect will be the most impactful move of the year, I added Jahmyr Gibbs to the team.
With the loss of a Chiefs’ RB — who does not deserve to be named — It became obvious that Jerome Ford would not work as my RB1. Now, I believe, I have one.
As a result of this massive move — which will not be officially processed until tonight — I have rebranded.
Seacrest out.
Must Be Sunday 