Immediate Regret

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. – It doesn’t even matter what happens tomorrow. I know I have blown it.

Week 1 of the NFL season is already off to a strange start. I did not have Hawk Tuah on my bingo card for opening night, did you? But it wasn’t the spit that rubbed me the wrong way on Thursday night.

Jalen Hurts likes to run the ball (duh) but he can also let it rip. For some strange reason, he did not look at his two excellent targets (Devonta Smith and AJ Brown).

When I originally set my lineup, I had Smith sitting on my bench. It felt right at the time, as it does in hindsight. For some reason, I opted to throw him back in the fight earlier this week and he rewarded me with 3.1 points.

I am willing to bet that everyone on my bench, minus Quinshon Judkins, outscores him this week. This might not be such a big deal another week. Let’s say I was playing Lebron or even Ryan, I would just shrug this off. But I’m not. I have Kris.

Now, because of yet another poor decision in my life, it’s looking like Owen will be making a return.

Please note, all complaints may be void if Sunday’s outcomes are favorable.

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