I cannot believe the last few days happened. Myself, Andrew and some assortment of the Boken Boys and call in’s will do our usual deep dive tomorrow but I’ve been jacked up for nearly 24 hours so I needed to get some thoughts down on paper (my phone screen) to try to chill.
To quote Andre Romell Young, M.D, “damn that shit was dope!” Max and I had a stinker but it ended with possibly the most stressful and entertaining Monday night game in League history. Andrew had an all time come from behind win over Kris. This week had incredible playoff performances, unforgivable duds, love, magic and a bizarre case of the Seahawks not announcing who was playing quarterback for them until 8:10 pm. Pure cinema.
I heard Kris is now permanently mute. Someone told me that. Truly heartbreaking for the defending champ and all around nice guy. He really got boned by Justin Herbert’s injury and Derek Henry having a historically bad day. Andrew gifted Kris five free points to start the week on Thursday night by starting Chargers D/ST. Through Saturday and the early slate on Sunday it was looking mighty sunny for Kris. Back to back champ type shit. Unfortunately, the blue skies gave way to Hurricane 4:20 Slate. My. God. CMC and James Cook combined for 74.3 points. Kris couldn’t recover. Barn burner. Real good matchup.
On the flip side, max and I both sucked. I had debilitating injuries to big names like Josh Jacobs and Chris Olave and extremely poor play from my season saver Dak Prescott and soon to be former big name Breece Hall. Max’s team played like a 5-9 team. He also left a lot of points on his bench. Ultimately, Max willed himself to defeat. I have never encountered a more negative miserable person in my life. Every fifteen minutes on Monday he would text me some variation of “congrats on the win.” Not just during the game but from the moment I woke up. He was very clearly trying to do the old reverse jinx but all it did was aggravate me. I hit him with the reverse double jinx card which led to the dreaded triple jinx. True “Art of War” shit. Beans Tzu.
I cannot wait to talk about this mayhem with my friends on the pod. It is crazy to think there are two weeks of this left. One of my business guys told me there’s a bidding war between major Hollywood studios to get the rights to this story. Miles Teller will finally get Best Actor in his magnum opus performance playing Beans.