170 picks later, the rosters are set.
HOBOKEN – 170 picks later, the rosters are set (for now).
Sunday’s draft had a little bit of everything: pizza, unfunny jokes and lots and lots of lost pens. Seriously, what the fuck was going on with everyone losing track of their pen?
Continue reading “Where the fuck is my pen? A draft recap”Sometimes all you need is an opportunity and a dream.
After years of telling women he was a member of the San Francisco 49ers despite the San Francisco 49ers absolutely not employing him, wide receiver Daejon Love’s dream has finally come true.
Continue reading “The Power of Manifestation: 49ers Sign Undrafted Wide Receiver Daejon Love”After a long spring and summer, the best time of the year is right around the corner.
NEW YORK – After a long spring and summer, the best time of the year is right around the corner.
It’s been a busy offseason for the league, full of engagements and weddings. Enjoyable as those have (or have not) been, it’s time to focus on the thing that matters most – fantasy football.
Continue reading “We begin again”PAIN, USA – I have many regrets in my life. Times I should have made a move, times I shouldn’t have, but none of those compare to the worst decision I have ever made.
Despite riding it out with MVP candidate Matt Stafford for the majority of the fantasy season, I made the bonehead move to not only pick up but play JJ McCarthy this week in the semifinals. It will stand as one of the worst fantasy moves in league history.
Continue reading “To Think is to Suffer”HUNTSVILLE, Ala. – “Alexa, play some Mark Morrison.”
Week 1 was pretty brutal for the Buck You squad. With “stars” DeVonta Smith, Kenneth Walker and Ja’Marr Chase combining for a grand total of 10.6 points, it’s not hard to understand why we finished with an embarrassing 79.48 points. It should have been the worst score of the week, but Brad the Dad saved me there (62.42).
Continue reading “Return of the Max”HUNTSVILLE, Ala. – It doesn’t even matter what happens tomorrow. I know I have blown it.
Week 1 of the NFL season is already off to a strange start. I did not have Hawk Tuah on my bingo card for opening night, did you? But it wasn’t the spit that rubbed me the wrong way on Thursday night.
Continue reading “Immediate Regret”Huntsville, Ala (MLC) — Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, they do.
Here we are, entering Week 5 of the fantasy season. We have zero (0) undefeated teams and only one (1) winless team. That loveable loser would be me.
Continue reading “Panic Time: Week 3 & 4 Edition”Huntsville, Ala (MC) — Here we are again.
Another season with another brutal start for the Cohan Crew. It’s safe to say the team I drafted has not lived up to the cost of flying home for the draft.
Continue reading “Panic Time: Week 2 edition”Huntsville, Ala (MC) — Nothing hits harder than the fear of being stuck with a bad fantasy team for an entire season.
During the draft process, owners spend minutes and sometimes even hours researching which Arizona Cardinals’ running back will lead them to the promised land. Unfortunately, James Conner was off the board before most even had the chance to consider selecting him. That’s the nature of the beast in this game we call life.
Continue reading “Panic Time: Week 1 edition”
