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We begin again

After a long spring and summer, the best time of the year is right around the corner.

NEW YORK – After a long spring and summer, the best time of the year is right around the corner.

It’s been a busy offseason for the league, full of engagements and weddings. Enjoyable as those have (or have not) been, it’s time to focus on the thing that matters most – fantasy football.

To Think is to Suffer

PAIN, USA – I have many regrets in my life. Times I should have made a move, times I shouldn’t have, but none of those compare to the worst decision I have ever made.

Despite riding it out with MVP candidate Matt Stafford for the majority of the fantasy season, I made the bonehead move to not only pick up but play JJ McCarthy this week in the semifinals. It will stand as one of the worst fantasy moves in league history.

Return of the Max

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. – “Alexa, play some Mark Morrison.”

Week 1 was pretty brutal for the Buck You squad. With “stars” DeVonta Smith, Kenneth Walker and Ja’Marr Chase combining for a grand total of 10.6 points, it’s not hard to understand why we finished with an embarrassing 79.48 points. It should have been the worst score of the week, but Brad the Dad saved me there (62.42).

Immediate Regret

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. – It doesn’t even matter what happens tomorrow. I know I have blown it.

Week 1 of the NFL season is already off to a strange start. I did not have Hawk Tuah on my bingo card for opening night, did you? But it wasn’t the spit that rubbed me the wrong way on Thursday night.

Panic Time: Week 3 & 4 Edition

Huntsville, Ala (MLC) — Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, they do.

Here we are, entering Week 5 of the fantasy season. We have zero (0) undefeated teams and only one (1) winless team. That loveable loser would be me.

Panic Time: Week 2 edition

Huntsville, Ala (MC) — Here we are again.

Another season with another brutal start for the Cohan Crew. It’s safe to say the team I drafted has not lived up to the cost of flying home for the draft.

Panic Time: Week 1 edition

Huntsville, Ala (MC) — Nothing hits harder than the fear of being stuck with a bad fantasy team for an entire season.

During the draft process, owners spend minutes and sometimes even hours researching which Arizona Cardinals’ running back will lead them to the promised land. Unfortunately, James Conner was off the board before most even had the chance to consider selecting him. That’s the nature of the beast in this game we call life.

Look Back At It: 2023 Round 1

I cannot believe the last few days happened. Myself, Andrew and some assortment of the Boken Boys and call in’s will do our usual deep dive tomorrow but I’ve been jacked up for nearly 24 hours so I needed to get some thoughts down on paper (my phone screen) to try to chill.

Are You There God? It’s me Be@n$o

I’m dead. Vaxxed?

When I was baptized in late 1996 or early 1997 (I don’t know how old babies are when they take the plunge) the water must’ve been contaminated with bad juju. I’ve never dealt with any loss whatsoever, I grew up in a stable home, I’ve never wanted for anything, I’m pretty smart and have a fulfilling job, I have wonderful family and friends and have countless happy memories. My life has seriously been an endless loop of good luck and good times. With all of that being said I can’t help but to think I’m cursed. Maybe the baptism water was actually budlight.

League Talk 2023: Week 10 & 11 Review

There are a few things we need to address right off the top.

First of all, we all know this is a 2-for-1 special. I was busy last week celebrating my birthday and didn’t care to jot down notes when listening to the Week 10 episode. So here’s my brief recap: Jack is back and Meghan does the intro now. Cool. Certified Fresh: 69% 🍅.