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Power Rankings: Week 3

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen | Know Your Meme — Fresh off a 72 hour bender, Commissioner Vigs earns some much needed shut-eye after a statement victory in week 3, reminding everyone in The League who’s still Top Dawg

I apologize for posting this a few days later than normal. It’s been an absolutely crazy last 72 hours for your fearless leader, but I made a commitment to you all and there was no way in Hell I was allowing the power rankings to wait another day. Bear with me, my brain is still fried from getting Xuong’d in the early morning hours of Wednesday (I’ll explain what that means at a later date), so my attempts at humor may prove futile. Anyway, let’s jump start this weeks power ranking with our number 10…

Power Rankings: Week 2

Derrick Henry workout video insane Titans - Music City Miracles — Derrick Henry runs through a defender on the way to carrying Abie to the #1 spot in this weeks power rankings

Oh man, is it already time to update the Power Rankings? Chet YouBetcha it is. I always say that week two of the regular season is the most important game you play all season. A 2-0 start can springboard your fantasy team for a deep playoff run. An 0-2 start, you might as well pack your bags and start preparing for next season (or in our case for the standup stage). Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to face the embarrassment of an 0-2 start and fortunately for yours truly, I faced Max in a laugher and avoided that dreaded fate. The same can’t be said for everyone, however. So without further ado – let’s jump into this week’s rankings with our number 10 team….

Power Rankings: Week 1

Tyler Lockett celebrates after one of the many ass fuckings he delivered Commish Andrew Vigs

God, what a week it was in the fantasy world. After a 255 day wait, Thursday morning finally arrived and I turned into a 6 year old boy waking up on Christmas morning again, excited for what the week and season would bring. That feeling lasted until about 7:00 on Sunday after I got the shit kicked into me by Jack’s three headed monster known as Tyreek Hill-Deebo Samuel-Tyler Lockett. Whatever, its one week. No team in NFL history sans the ’72 Dolphins has run the table and neither has a proud franchise in The League — so I was bound to lose eventually. Might as well get it out of the way early.

Preseason Power Rankings: Post Draft

Dalvin Cook looks to lead Marzy & Me to fantasy dominance in the upcoming 2021 campaign

Folks, we made it. The long trip around the sun between fantasy drafts has come and gone. The beer flowed, empanadas were devoured and a good time was had by all — except if you needed a QB in round 12 (I’ll get into that later). But the fun part is now over and its time to strap in for a long 17 week season. As you all know, this season I’ll be providing a new weekly column for all fans of The League, power ranking the teams and providing my heavily sought after and unbiased advise and analysis on all the rosters and decision making week by week. So, without further a do, let’s jump right into the preseason power rankings with our number 10:

Beans Corps Official Response to Preseason Power Rankings

I wasn’t going to do this. I didn’t think I needed to. The results speak for themselves. Don’t they? I only read the article itself once but the words are engraved in my brain like my home phone number, my mother’s birthday or how many red zone receptions Miles Sanders has had the last two years. Yeah, you’re all in big trouble

Preseason Power Rankings

What’s happening folks? It’s your Commissioner speaking, here to catch you all up to speed with what’s been happening since you’ve last heard from me. Where to start? I got shot up with some vaccine (twice), I quit and then started a new job so my life is no longer a fucking nightmare (meaning more time for everyone’s favorite podcast), and I even moved into the big city with fellow league member and all around good guy Jack. But all that news doesn’t measure up to the biggest obstacle I’ve ever faced in life — missing last year’s fantasy playoffs. I know it sounds crazy right, and I just checked last years standings to verify that I didn’t have this crazy nightmare, but there I was, out of the playoffs and into the barren wasteland known as the Loser’s Bracket. I’ll chalk it to up 2020, it was a crazy year for all.