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Preseason Power Rankings

What’s happening folks? It’s your Commissioner speaking, here to catch you all up to speed with what’s been happening since you’ve last heard from me. Where to start? I got shot up with some vaccine (twice), I quit and then started a new job so my life is no longer a fucking nightmare (meaning more time for everyone’s favorite podcast), and I even moved into the big city with fellow league member and all around good guy Jack. But all that news doesn’t measure up to the biggest obstacle I’ve ever faced in life — missing last year’s fantasy playoffs. I know it sounds crazy right, and I just checked last years standings to verify that I didn’t have this crazy nightmare, but there I was, out of the playoffs and into the barren wasteland known as the Loser’s Bracket. I’ll chalk it to up 2020, it was a crazy year for all.

We Back

You know that song “The Boys are Back in Town?” Of course you do. Whatever band wrote that song wrote it about The League. Thin Lizzy or something like that. I’m not going to look it up. We doing it live!

The League is back and it’s back in a big way. Ten teams, half PPR, one QB. Fantasy played the right way.

Marzy & Me: State of the Union

I’m back……

you’re all fucked.

Look Back At It: Fantasy Football Week 4 Review

Four weeks in. Four weeks of bliss if you’re me or Brent. Four weeks of agony if you’re Andrew or Ryan. Four weeks of varying feelings for everyone else. There is just nothing like The League.

Me v. Abie

Lebreezy Declares War

This right here is a Declaration of War to 3 teams I will be playing in the upcoming weeks. When the teams I’m talking about read this we are NOT friends anymore just know you’re the ENEMY.

First, I want to talk about the worst team in the league and the one I will be playing this week. Marzy and Me the team that doesn’t even deserve to hold the belt he “wOn” with the way he has been preforming. This is a man who named his team after the manager of last years worst team in the league it’s no wonder his team is so bad. Him and his QB Jared Goff have a lot in common they’re both barely good enough to stay in the league. I am going to dismantle and destroy this team that can barely put together a 100 points in the first 2 weeks. And I’ll do that without even having my best players in my starting lineup.

Look Back At It: Fantasy Football Week 2 Review

Two weeks into the season and the NFL hasn’t shut down yet! You know that video of Paul Rudd on Hot One’s when he’s like, “who whoulda thought? Not me?” That’s how I feel about this season. Aside from the fact that every player in the NFL suffered a season ending injury, I would say this was a good week. We are settling into our roles this season – the good, the bad and the ugly. Enough small talk, let’s get into it.

Marzy & Me State of the Union Address

If you know anything about me, then you know I love 3 things: crushing beers, getting chicks and dominating our fantasy league. Sadly, I’m not doing much of either of the last two, and I have only myself to blame.

Based off my performance the last 2 seasons, I’ve come to expect nothing short of greatness from myself. I think we all have, which is why its both humbling to see my team at the bottom of the standings among the likes of Ryan, Abie and Jack. And its not like I’ve just been unlucky and performed well but gotten beat cause my opponent went apeshit. m]My team is just plain bad top to bottom. Derrick Henry? Why don’t you score a td for once. Carson Wentz? What was I thinking? Todd Gurley? Nightmare. I could go on an on but you get the idea.

Look Back At It: Fantasy Football Week 1 Review

Welcome back. I can’t believe I’m writing this right now. It feels so good. New website, same blog. Breaking down each match-up each week without missing a beat. This week we saw it all – love, hate, heart break, joy, pain, etc. Ladies and gentleman, for the first time of your 2020 season of The League, let’s get into it.

Draft Recap

Well boys, the big day finally came and went. I am still hungover. The booze flowed, wings were crushed, Kareem Hunt went wayyy earlier than he probably should have, and Lebron actually bit me. There were winners, there were losers and then there was one draft strategy that was so bizarre that Dave Gettleman couldn’t have picked a worse team even if he tried (I kid, he probably can). Anyway, as the defending champion, I’m sure the world waits with bated breath for my thoughts on what went down Saturday, so without further hesitation, let’s get into it!

Mock Szn – Part 1

This time last year all we did was mocks. Mock this, mock that, etc, etc, etc. It was always, “hey do you wanna mock?” and never “how are you doing?” I can’t stress enough how many mocks we did. 8:30 am Tallahassee 10 team PPR? Sounds good. Charlotte at 2:15 pm? See you there. Jacksonville 10:45 pm? I might actually fly to Jacksonville for it, you know I’m in. It was obscene and relationships with family and friends became strained . If I wasn’t mocking, the groupchat was blowing up my phone trying to set up a mock.