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The Wire: Week 8

Sup sup. I worked a little later than usual today and we have a pretty short list of offers for this week, so let’s get right into it:

The Good: DOUBLE WHAMMY ALERT! Abie, Abie, Abie, the moves are off the chart, you’re killin’ it. If you’ve read this column before, you know how I feel about the savvy defense streams, and this is up there with some of the best. The Cowboys are a new Opponent people are looking for in a defense week-to-week, and the divisional matchup paid off in dividends for HOCKEYPRO69. Six bucks is a modest but not crazy offer for a player you might immediately drop, as shown by Andrew V’s competing $3 bid. As you can see above, big point returns in both categories. To top it off, he had a big win this week, and this is one of the steps he took that solidified it.

The Wire: Unlucky Week 7

You can’t make this stuff up, I was three paragraphs into this week’s write-up when I got a notification on my laptop screen that says “Your computer is being restarted by IT.” Son of a bitch, I hope this doesn’t delete everything I was writing. It did though, so here we are. It’s too late to do that all again (what I had was basically a love letter to Brendan’s and my team (or our FAAB moves at least) and a lot of good jokes that will never see the light of day.

The Wire: Week 6

…And we are back to our regularly scheduled Wednesday release date. Boy, last week was definitely something else. As I think Beans said in the GroupMe, “one of the worst weeks The League has ever seen.” Not for me, but I’ll dive into that in a bit. Not for Brent either, congrats on 6-0 and on beating my bid for the Dolphins defense by a dollar. I’ll need that $7 later since I used a good chunk of my FAAB this week elsewhere. Might as well get into it:

Marzy & Me: State of the Union

I’m back……

you’re all fucked.

Th3 Wir3: W33k Fiv3

What’s hannenin’? It’s Friday, congratulations to all on surviving another week. You probably don’t quite remember what happened last Tuesday and how it played out this past weekend, so I’m here to break it down. In short: not too much. I have a few moves to talk about, you can take a look at the rest at the top and at the bottom, or just look through the Recent Activity tab on the League page. Here we go…

Look Back At It: Fantasy Football Week 4 Review

Four weeks in. Four weeks of bliss if you’re me or Brent. Four weeks of agony if you’re Andrew or Ryan. Four weeks of varying feelings for everyone else. There is just nothing like The League.

Me v. Abie

The Wire, Vol. 2: It Is Wednesday, My Dudes

Hey fellas, here we are again! We had another week of heroics and heartbreak, and I’ve made it my job to zoom in on the misfit players looking for glory and the owners who for better or worse spend their precious resources on them.

This week had some interesting developments; with the official introduction of COVID-19 into the NFL, players were being added and dropped but still secured on the “COVID IR” which has confused some but surprised none. Week 5 games seem to still be up in the air, so expect some more craziness in next week’s column (if the season lasts that long).

A (Hopefully) Weekly Column from Jack

Alright, alright, alright. Due to the unique nature of The League and our Free Agent Acquisition Budgets (that’s what FAAB stands for, who knew), I decided to run the numbers a bit and liven up the mid-week storylines so they don’t go unnoticed in the wee hours of Wednesday morning.

Lebreezy Declares War

This right here is a Declaration of War to 3 teams I will be playing in the upcoming weeks. When the teams I’m talking about read this we are NOT friends anymore just know you’re the ENEMY.

First, I want to talk about the worst team in the league and the one I will be playing this week. Marzy and Me the team that doesn’t even deserve to hold the belt he “wOn” with the way he has been preforming. This is a man who named his team after the manager of last years worst team in the league it’s no wonder his team is so bad. Him and his QB Jared Goff have a lot in common they’re both barely good enough to stay in the league. I am going to dismantle and destroy this team that can barely put together a 100 points in the first 2 weeks. And I’ll do that without even having my best players in my starting lineup.

Look Back At It: Fantasy Football Week 2 Review

Two weeks into the season and the NFL hasn’t shut down yet! You know that video of Paul Rudd on Hot One’s when he’s like, “who whoulda thought? Not me?” That’s how I feel about this season. Aside from the fact that every player in the NFL suffered a season ending injury, I would say this was a good week. We are settling into our roles this season – the good, the bad and the ugly. Enough small talk, let’s get into it.