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A (Hopefully) Weekly Column from Jack

Alright, alright, alright. Due to the unique nature of The League and our Free Agent Acquisition Budgets (that’s what FAAB stands for, who knew), I decided to run the numbers a bit and liven up the mid-week storylines so they don’t go unnoticed in the wee hours of Wednesday morning.

Lebreezy Declares War

This right here is a Declaration of War to 3 teams I will be playing in the upcoming weeks. When the teams I’m talking about read this we are NOT friends anymore just know you’re the ENEMY.

First, I want to talk about the worst team in the league and the one I will be playing this week. Marzy and Me the team that doesn’t even deserve to hold the belt he “wOn” with the way he has been preforming. This is a man who named his team after the manager of last years worst team in the league it’s no wonder his team is so bad. Him and his QB Jared Goff have a lot in common they’re both barely good enough to stay in the league. I am going to dismantle and destroy this team that can barely put together a 100 points in the first 2 weeks. And I’ll do that without even having my best players in my starting lineup.

Look Back At It: Fantasy Football Week 2 Review

Two weeks into the season and the NFL hasn’t shut down yet! You know that video of Paul Rudd on Hot One’s when he’s like, “who whoulda thought? Not me?” That’s how I feel about this season. Aside from the fact that every player in the NFL suffered a season ending injury, I would say this was a good week. We are settling into our roles this season – the good, the bad and the ugly. Enough small talk, let’s get into it.

Marzy & Me State of the Union Address

If you know anything about me, then you know I love 3 things: crushing beers, getting chicks and dominating our fantasy league. Sadly, I’m not doing much of either of the last two, and I have only myself to blame.

Based off my performance the last 2 seasons, I’ve come to expect nothing short of greatness from myself. I think we all have, which is why its both humbling to see my team at the bottom of the standings among the likes of Ryan, Abie and Jack. And its not like I’ve just been unlucky and performed well but gotten beat cause my opponent went apeshit. m]My team is just plain bad top to bottom. Derrick Henry? Why don’t you score a td for once. Carson Wentz? What was I thinking? Todd Gurley? Nightmare. I could go on an on but you get the idea.

Look Back At It: Fantasy Football Week 1 Review

Welcome back. I can’t believe I’m writing this right now. It feels so good. New website, same blog. Breaking down each match-up each week without missing a beat. This week we saw it all – love, hate, heart break, joy, pain, etc. Ladies and gentleman, for the first time of your 2020 season of The League, let’s get into it.

Draft Recap

Well boys, the big day finally came and went. I am still hungover. The booze flowed, wings were crushed, Kareem Hunt went wayyy earlier than he probably should have, and Lebron actually bit me. There were winners, there were losers and then there was one draft strategy that was so bizarre that Dave Gettleman couldn’t have picked a worse team even if he tried (I kid, he probably can). Anyway, as the defending champion, I’m sure the world waits with bated breath for my thoughts on what went down Saturday, so without further hesitation, let’s get into it!

Mock Szn – Part 1

This time last year all we did was mocks. Mock this, mock that, etc, etc, etc. It was always, “hey do you wanna mock?” and never “how are you doing?” I can’t stress enough how many mocks we did. 8:30 am Tallahassee 10 team PPR? Sounds good. Charlotte at 2:15 pm? See you there. Jacksonville 10:45 pm? I might actually fly to Jacksonville for it, you know I’m in. It was obscene and relationships with family and friends became strained . If I wasn’t mocking, the groupchat was blowing up my phone trying to set up a mock.

We Back (Maybe)

As the old saying goes, “ah shit, here we go again.” Another year another season of The League. Hopefully. That depends on if people can wear masks or not. It ain’t looking too hot for college football, but, hey, but gotta keep the faith.

I’ve already done 15,000 hours worth of mock drafts so if this season is cancelled I need to know who to bill my wasted hours to. Time is money, baby.

Must Be Sunday

Coming soon.

Someone help Mrs. Vignali bring down the buff chick dip and rev up the air fryer. It’s almost time for The League