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If you know anything about me, then you know I love 3 things: crushing beers, getting chicks and dominating our fantasy league. Sadly, I’m not doing much of either of the last two, and I have only myself to blame.

Based off my performance the last 2 seasons, I’ve come to expect nothing short of greatness from myself. I think we all have, which is why its both humbling to see my team at the bottom of the standings among the likes of Ryan, Abie and Jack. And its not like I’ve just been unlucky and performed well but gotten beat cause my opponent went apeshit. m]My team is just plain bad top to bottom. Derrick Henry? Why don’t you score a td for once. Carson Wentz? What was I thinking? Todd Gurley? Nightmare. I could go on an on but you get the idea.

Continue reading “Marzy & Me State of the Union Address”

Well boys, the big day finally came and went. I am still hungover. The booze flowed, wings were crushed, Kareem Hunt went wayyy earlier than he probably should have, and Lebron actually bit me. There were winners, there were losers and then there was one draft strategy that was so bizarre that Dave Gettleman couldn’t have picked a worse team even if he tried (I kid, he probably can). Anyway, as the defending champion, I’m sure the world waits with bated breath for my thoughts on what went down Saturday, so without further hesitation, let’s get into it!

Continue reading “Draft Recap”

This time last year all we did was mocks. Mock this, mock that, etc, etc, etc. It was always, “hey do you wanna mock?” and never “how are you doing?” I can’t stress enough how many mocks we did. 8:30 am Tallahassee 10 team PPR? Sounds good. Charlotte at 2:15 pm? See you there. Jacksonville 10:45 pm? I might actually fly to Jacksonville for it, you know I’m in. It was obscene and relationships with family and friends became strained . If I wasn’t mocking, the groupchat was blowing up my phone trying to set up a mock.

Continue reading “Mock Szn – Part 1”

As the old saying goes, “ah shit, here we go again.” Another year another season of The League. Hopefully. That depends on if people can wear masks or not. It ain’t looking too hot for college football, but, hey, but gotta keep the faith.

I’ve already done 15,000 hours worth of mock drafts so if this season is cancelled I need to know who to bill my wasted hours to. Time is money, baby.

Continue reading “We Back (Maybe)”

Coming soon. 

Someone help Mrs. Vignali bring down the buff chick dip and rev up the air fryer. It’s almost time for The League 

Continue reading “Must Be Sunday”